Survivor: One World, 8 p.m., CBS
In a world gone mad, Tarzan is the last man standing. And in those underpants, no less! And now is when it will begin to turn into Lord of the Fly-ettes.
Don’t Trust the B …, 9:30 p.m., ABC
Oh good heavens this is so funny. The foster child as free help last week was beyond compare. I wish I had thought of that! And the tiny slice of humanity that Chloe shows in each episode is just enough to make her likable.
Suburgatory, 8:30 p.m., ABC
Clueless is one of my favorite all-time movies, but I have two problems with the Alicia Silverstone character on this: 1) she needs to stop scrunching up her face like Cher did in Clueless. At 16 it’s adorable. At 40 it’s weird. 2) now that I know that she regurgitates her food into her toddler’s mouth as a feeding method, I cannot look at her on the screen.