The Choice, 9 p.m., Fox
OK, so the “ladies” are getting the short end of the stick here - so to speak: “Reality-TV star Mike “The Situation'' Sorrentino, singer Taylor Hicks, former professional football player Warren Sapp and chef Rocco DiSpirito look for love.” Really? The Situation and Taylor Hicks on the same stage? Armageddon, anyone?
Beach Blanket Bingo, 1 p.m., TCM
Shut up! Awesome! I don’t think I’ve ever actually seen this whole movie. “Lovers quarrel around surfers, Don Rickles, Buster Keaton, Von Zipper's biker gang.
Frankie Avalon, Annette Funicello, Paul Lynde, Deborah Walley, Harvey Lembeck.”
America’s Worst Tattoos, 10 p.m., TLC
Not so much a reality show as a cautionary tale, kids. “A woman whose ex gave her an X-rated tattoo gets a tattoo transformation.”
