Celebrity Apprentice, 9 p.m., NBC
And the winner is … In a million years I would not have pegged Arsenio and Clay Aiken to be the finalists. Right? Or certainly that snot Aubrey to have come in third. Which is why we love the Apprentice! I am picking Clay to win. For no particular reason, other than I still feel bad I voted for Ruben in the Idol finale.
The 2012 Billboard Music Awards, 8 p.m., ABC
“Festivities at the MGM Grand in Las Vegas recognize artists for the fan support they've garnered; musical performances include Carrie Underwood, Justin Bieber, LMFAO and the Wanted; musician Stevie Wonder receives the 2012 Billboard Icon Award.”
Nurse Jackie, 9 p.m., Showtime
The best evolution in this new season is not the trials and tribulations of Sober Jackie, nor is it the trials and tribulations of Pregnant O’Hara. No, it is the change in Akalitus. For 30 years Gloria enforced the rules and was Ms. By The Book. Now she is using all that knowledge to totally play the system. I LOVE it. So funny. Tonight, “Akalitus asks the staff to participate in an elaborate charade.”