The Firm, 9 p.m., NBC
I accidentally watched this last week. It might host the worst dialogue ever penned by “writers.” If indeed it is created by writers. It might be created by shelter pets. On top of the really ridiculous writing there is amazingly bad acting.
Dear John, 8 p.m., FX
“Unexpected consequences await a soldier and his lover, who correspond through the mail over a period of seven tumultuous years. Based on the book by Nicholas Sparks.” Starring future Oscar winner Channing Tatum and Amanda Seyfried.”
Flipped Off, 10 p.m., A&E
So he didn’t win Survivor. Twice. Clearly it doesn’t matter, as he has landed his own reality show: “Russell Hantz of ``Survivor'' looks for profit in Houston's housing market, as he attempts to flip homes with the help of his older brother Shawn and real estate agent Kristen.”